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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is...
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Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been...
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There is no friend like an old friend who has shared our morning days,...
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Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be...
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Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
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There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods and that...
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to...
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Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little...
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Books…are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with ‘em, then we grow out of...