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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or...
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None of us is as smart as all of us.
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When the candles are out all women are fair.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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There are four things that hold back human progress. Ignorance, stupidity, committees and accountants.
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If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made...
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Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.