Quote #23981
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
Quote #12832
Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring...
Quote #1148
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Quote #28134
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
Quote #19438
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...
Quote #31
There must be more to life than having everything.
Quote #25998
The creative impulses of man are always at war with the possessive impulses.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #12198
Resolve to be thyself; and know, that he Who finds himself, loses his misery.
Quote #9618
What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world, and yet...