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Know thyself.
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they re ended.
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Storybook happiness involves every form of pleasant thumb-twiddling true happiness involves the full use...
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It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to...
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Do not condemn the man that cannot think or act as fast as you...
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Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...