Quote #28573
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Quote #3109
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of...
Quote #6557
Education – The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #29794
It is worthwhile for anyone to have behind him a few generations of honest,...
Quote #7697
Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
Quote #14379
The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the...
Quote #14780
It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of...
Quote #6525
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Quote #26470
A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to...