Quote #6062
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #12345
No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid,...
Quote #5917
Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every...
Quote #2538
Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met...
Quote #9778
It is better to risk saving a guilty person than to condemn an innocent...
Quote #9869
There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The...
Quote #10123
To be blind is bad, but worse is to have eyes and not see.
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Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #3992
Be as careful of the books you read, as of the company you keep;...