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What are man and woman if not members of two very different and warring...
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My tongue will tell the anger of mine heart, Or else my heart, concealing...
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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
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Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
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The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
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To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.
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Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
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