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A man’s best friends are his ten fingers.
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One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
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Punctuality is the thief of time.
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The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you...
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The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
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They crucified Jesus not because they disliked what he said, but because they couldn’t...
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Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us...
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...