Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
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What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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If a man knows not what harbour he seeks, any wind is the right...
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Just because you love someone doesnt mean you have to be involved with them....
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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel...
Quote #17936
…happiness is the highest good, being a realization and perfect practice of virtue, which...
Quote #31297
The question grows more troubling with each passing year how much of what yesterday’s...
Quote #22489
What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are...
Quote #12910
Life may change, but it may fly not; Hope may vanish, but can die...