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The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
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Be not afraid of going slowly; be only afraid of standing still.
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I do borrow from other writers, shamelessly I can only say in my defense,...
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There comes a moment when you realize that virtually anything is possible- that nothing...
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It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...
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We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
Quote #28384
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
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When one door of happiness closes, another one opens; but often we look so...
Quote #2756
A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...