Quote #13946
The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #5260
The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter.
Quote #28622
The road up and the road down is one and the same.
Quote #15906
To be deceived by our enemies or betrayed by our friends in insupportable; yet...
Quote #17040
It’s a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it’s a good...
Quote #4224
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
Quote #7675
The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he...
Quote #34540
Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When...