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When you helped somebody, right away you were responsible for that person. And things...
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When I was a boy … we didn’t wake up with Vietnam and have...
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #17517
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of...
Quote #17538
We must respect the past, and mistrust the present, if we wish to provide...
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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #25878
Nobody speaks the truth when there’s something they must have.
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I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
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Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be...
Quote #25669
If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along...