Quote #15145
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
Quote #1478
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like...
Quote #5880
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
Quote #23707
The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.
Quote #26641
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor...
Quote #17482
Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
Quote #26113
It is as impossible for man to demonstrate the existence of God as it...
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #23029
There’s never a new fashion but it’s old.
Quote #158
Exterminate.