Quote #22980
Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain it...
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #32579
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #12858
He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.
Quote #813
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #11498
The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
Quote #7254
When we are born we die, our end is but the pendant of our...