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For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot,...
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #30421
We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming.
Quote #5811
The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority,...
Quote #33348
You are today where your thoughts have brought you you will be tomorrow where...
Quote #566
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer...
Quote #2029
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Quote #4867
That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,If with his tongue...
Quote #25899
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s...