Quote #13261
Golf is a good walk, ruined.
Quote #15506
Anguish of mind has driven thousands to suicide; anguish of body, none. This proves...
Quote #29449
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. –...
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #19568
He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.
Quote #30794
Never give advice in a crowd.
Quote #30403
I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt...
Quote #12531
It is noble to teach oneself, it is still nobler to teach others.
Quote #26631
Possession is eleven points in the law.
Quote #2583
Do it big or stay in bed.