Quote #2751
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #33448
Never… ever suggest they don’t have to pay you. What they pay for, they’ll...
Quote #34020
Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
Quote #6498
Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. When change is absolute there...
Quote #7983
The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the ordinary.
Quote #14398
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to...
Quote #8180
I feel how little she can like being told of her owing me anything....
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I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to...
Quote #4048
Life…..is a series of dogs.
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.