Quote #1630
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
Quote #6741
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
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But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it...
Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #29866
I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...
Quote #29524
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #20127
Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of...
Quote #22709
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.
Quote #13138
A man does not sin by commission only, but often by omission.