Quote #18510
If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #28395
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
Quote #21311
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
Quote #6897
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem–neat, plausible, and wrong.
Quote #18732
In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important,...
Quote #9930
It often happens that the real tragedies in life occur in such an inarticulate...
Quote #10673
He is a fool that cannot conceal his wisdom.
Quote #19265
He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.
Quote #7587
A happy life consists in tranquillity of mind.