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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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The wise determine from the gravity of the case; the irritable, from sensibility to...
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
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At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.
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Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
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Your sole contribution to the sum of things is yourself.
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Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
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When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most...
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This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those...
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The wise man doesn’t give the right answers, he poses the right questions.