Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #33788
As I see it, every day you do one of two things build health...
Quote #11877
I would rather think of life as a good book. The further you get...
Quote #27719
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one’s distance from the problem.
Quote #32474
Show a leg or shake a leg.
Quote #14435
I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change...
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #9955
Hobbies cost money but interests are free.
Quote #29824
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I...
Quote #34903
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my...