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Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well...
Quote #20607
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
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Pale death knocks with impartial foot at poor men’s hovels and king’s palaces.
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I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
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There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having...
Quote #33719
An orator is a good man who is skilled in speaking.
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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
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The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped...