Quote #8923
The world is not yet exhaused; let me see something tomorrow which I never...
Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #21912
Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can’t...
Quote #1877
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
Quote #19351
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
Quote #27021
I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what...
Quote #3148
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce....
Quote #1678
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Quote #10079
We ust find our duties in what comes to us, not in what might...
Quote #25340
Nature does not give to those who will not spend.