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My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Quote #944
Would you please shut up and sit down!
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The typical American of today has lost all the love of liberty, that his...
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Believe in miracles but don’t depend on them.
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All things are difficult before they are easy.
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If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
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Toward the accomplishment of an aim, which in wantonness of atrocity would seem to...
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God must hate common people, because he made them so common.