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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands....
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Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...
Quote #13030
I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of tolerance.
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Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision
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The more you seek security, the less of it you have. But the more...
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Ah the clock is always slow It is later than you think.
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American housewives have not had their brains shot away, nor are they schizophrenic in...
Quote #5608
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Quote #34053
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...