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Ed, we just witnessed a peaceful transition in government. Do you realize how miraculous...
Quote #10908
Any fool can make a rule,and any fool will mind it.
Quote #25915
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is...
Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #11196
A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.
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The finest works of art are precious, among other reasons, because they make it...
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
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I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Quote #25637
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.