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We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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Politics is applesauce.
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I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
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Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
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America is not like a blanket-one piece of unbroken cloth, the same color, the...
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The secret of success is this: there is no secret of success.
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A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he...
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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...