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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every...
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Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
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Love is so much better when you are not married.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a...
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Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
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If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
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I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it’s half because I...