Quote #28270
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
Quote #34035
Time is just something that we assign. You know, past, present, it’s just all...
Quote #26215
The longer I live, the more I am certain that the great difference between...
Quote #19276
Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #22543
Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
Quote #24632
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #19631
One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do...
Quote #27150
Hope is the thing with feathers — that perches in the soul — and...
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.