Quote #3020
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
Quote #27993
The university’s characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #32593
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
Quote #12539
To each mortal peradventure earth becomes a new machine.
Quote #4173
Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.
Quote #19942
When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations.
Quote #15047
Let me live in a house by the side of the road and be...
Quote #21308
I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
Quote #2034
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.