Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of...
Quote #10789
Are these perilous times? They are. But we can have peace in our hearts...
Quote #12411
Death is as light as a feather; duty as heavy as a mountain.
Quote #33446
If the truth doesn’t save us, what does that say about us
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If the objects who serve us feel ecstacy, they are much more often concerned...
Quote #21030
Slow and steady wins the race.
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #13617
Fortunately is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still...
Quote #31093
The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way.