Quote #3169
Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam...
Quote #25550
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
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Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while...
Quote #2904
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #18815
My friends and my road-fellows, pity the nation that is full of beliefs and...
Quote #7238
It is right to be contented with what we have, never with what we...
Quote #33736
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #20352
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the...
Quote #30689
There are nine orders of angels, to wit, angels, archangels, virtues, powers, principalities, dominations,...