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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting,...
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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The wise man carries his possessions within him.
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So as a prince is forced to know how to act like a beast,...
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Never have children, only grandchildren.
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You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
Quote #22274
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.