Quote #29181
I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #31224
The worst thing one can do is not to try, to be aware of...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #31316
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
Quote #9984
Happines is like mercury. Hard to hold, and when we drop it, it shatters...
Quote #1995
As repressed sadists are supposed to become policemen or butchers so those with irrational...
Quote #8240
We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side: one which we...
Quote #22550
It’s designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything...
Quote #21196
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
Quote #8332
“Do you know what a pessimist is?” “A man who thinks everybody is as...