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It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
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How does the Meadow flower its bloom unfold Because the lovely little flower is...
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Do you know what friendship is… it is to be brother and sister; two...
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So if it seems that some of what I’ll have to say in the...
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
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By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
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When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...