Quote #27912
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #32559
A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of...
Quote #18540
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...
Quote #14484
The future will be better tomorrow.
Quote #7302
Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
Quote #30604
After you’ve done a thing the same way for two years, look it over...
Quote #17133
The surest way to be deceived is to think oneself cleverer than the others.
Quote #2306
We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than...
Quote #33266
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults