Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to...
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
Quote #363
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...
Quote #25539
Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and...
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Show me a guy who’s afraid to look bad, and I’ll show you a...
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It will be hard to discover a better than that which...
Quote #5694
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
Quote #10745
You must do the things you think you cannot do.