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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any...
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Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in...
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Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
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Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
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Ridicule is the best test of truth.
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In that instant he learned what jealousy was. He wanted to know the name...
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People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
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Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until...
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...