Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #10097
I am the only truth I know.
Quote #32675
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
Quote #19961
If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree,...
Quote #29252
To love another person is to help them love God.
Quote #10786
Blessed are the weak who think that they are good because they have no...
Quote #26295
Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
Quote #2124
Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
Quote #19343
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
Quote #22861
Idleness and lack of occupation tend – nay are dragged – towards evil.