Quote #12664
Be afraid of a gentleman when he is hungry, and of a mean person...
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #11454
Do you know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
Quote #23175
Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without...
Quote #30875
Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
Quote #21211
A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man’s...
Quote #11937
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about...
Quote #4671
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
Quote #27224
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
Quote #6741
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.