Wayne's World Quote #17650 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Rita Rudner Quote #364 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Dorothy Parker, suggested for her tombstone Quote #452 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 This is on me.
William Shakespeare, Romeo, in Romeo and Juliet, act 1, sc. 1. Quote #12676 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs, Being purged, a fire...
Farnsworth Crowder Quote #3489 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In the South of California has gathered the larges and most miscellaneous assortment of...
P. J. O'Rourke Quote #19431 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are...
Ed Macauley Quote #6905 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet...
E.B. White Quote #8675 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.