Quote #1735
He who has never envied the vegetable has missed the human drama.
Quote #25890
Work ‘em hard, play ‘em hard, feed ‘em up to the nines and send...
Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #23566
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what it is you...
Quote #367
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Quote #19310
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you...
Quote #32864
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
Quote #15888
Science is but the statement of truth found out.
Quote #12701
Truth springs from argument amongst friends.
Quote #25634
Go around asking a lot of damfool questions and taking chances. Only through curiosity...