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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
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By the work one knows the workmen.
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Of mortals there is no one who is happy. If wealth flows in upon...
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I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat....
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In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Television has brought murder back into the home– where it belongs.
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Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain...
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #19607
Judge Smails It’s easy to grin When your ship comes in And you’ve got...