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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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The highest love of all finds its fulfillment not in what it keeps, but...
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #7439
Great is truth, and all powerful.
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No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another...
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
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It is not because the touch of genius has roused genius to production, but...
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It isn’t the people you fire who make your life miserable, it’s the people...
Quote #31006
Respect yourself most of all.