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Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day wisdom...
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Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
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Im searching through all that has ever been hoped, in praise of what can...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #9030
The body says what words cannot.
Quote #2401
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
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I’ve analyzed the best I can … and I have not found an impeachable...
Quote #13129
Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive.