Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #31646
Weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good from a distance but disappear...
Quote #6836
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them...
Quote #23061
The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money — then...
Quote #9409
Most of our imports come from other countries.
Quote #31055
A true artist is born with a unique voice and cannot copy so he...
Quote #13935
Someday is not a day of the week.
Quote #3617
…no man of genuinely superior intelligence has ever been an actor. Even supposing a...
Quote #25041
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.