Quote #3489
In the South of California has gathered the larges and most miscellaneous assortment of...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #6424
The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the...
Quote #592
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
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Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from...
Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
Quote #17629
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
Quote #1168
The truth of the matter is that window management under X is not yet...
Quote #20330
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can’t, you’re...
Quote #13291
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.