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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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To stand up — or be setup?
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
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There is a budding morrow in midnight.
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If there is no worker involvement, there is no quality system.
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The test of a first-fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
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Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we...
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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Quote #21209
The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship.