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Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he...
Quote #19525
No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #32065
A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all...
Quote #22948
It’s not enough that I should succeed — others should fail.
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In the hearts and minds of the people, the grapes of wrath were growing...
Quote #6865
Get pleasure out of life…as much as you can. Nobody ever died from pleasure.
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I’d like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me,...
Quote #32147
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...