Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #31532
Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity.
Quote #7399
The cause is hidden. The effect is visible to all.
Quote #8406
In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
Quote #11253
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #21226
Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to...
Quote #19295
It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted...
Quote #26218
More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things...
Quote #15072
What makes men of genius, or rather, what they make, is not new ideas,...
Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...